It seems that FOX, the network television channel that use to be known for its edginess, has turned the corner, so to speak, and become one of the dinosaurs it started out putting in their place when it first aired what seems like so, so long ago. Indeed, when FOX first went on the air, it was chalk full of cutting edge shows featuring the latest in technological advances. With shows like the Simpsons and…Simpsons reruns, many people thought it was too racy to gain mainstream attention.
By sticking to their cartoonish themes on such programs as the news, FOX has always upheld the principles expounded upon by owner Rupert Murdoch, who boldly stated in 1986 that, “The only rules that we will enforce on these programs is they must have taste, they must be engaging, they must be entertaining and they must be original.”
I rarely watch the news these days, except to find out what it is the powers that be want me to think about so that I may educate myself accordingly, but I have found myself staring exasperatingly at the tube once or twice, in awe at the rubbish that passes for news on American television in general - and FOX in particular.
FOX news certainly does have taste…a bad one that stays in the mouth afterwards. Engaging, yes, it is that. And it certainly does entertain, as that is primarily all it is about - entertainment. If news was meant to mean something that does not actually show what is going on in the world and is meant to leave its viewers feeling simultaneously frightened of the outside world (one that only exists as far as the nearest border) and warm and cozy and safe inside one’s home (where one should not ever leave without protection), than FOX is fulfilling its other obligation to Murdoch. Its news is original. No one else is saying anything like it.
It is a good thing, too, that the nightly news is entirely made up original, as they apparently have no one on staff who can come up with an idea for a show that is remotely original. What are their biggest hits. American Idol? Real original, that talent show with idiot judges. Prison Break? I never, ever would have thought of that. How exciting.
A dance show?? A bunch of game shows? Oooh, oooh, I know. I know. How about a medical show? Already have one? Mmmmm, how about we take an old movie that had a cool concept and was really popular, with big stars, and make a spin-off show about some aspect of it and fill it with actors no one knows and have them say the cheesiest lines we can think of? No, that won’t work. Well, terminate me then, I don’t have anything for you.
FOX does have cartoons, though, and those are good. Maybe I am wrong. Maybe it isn’t the fact that their shows suck wind. Maybe it is just that the acting is so bad, or the writing. Who knows. This has gone on too long anyways.
The point was supposed to be that FOX will basically say anything on its “news” programs, which are really just mostly commentary from the talking heads they have hired, but they will not allow people to say the name of the Canadian national animal on TV.
Even in an ad by GoDaddy during the Super Bowl? Nope, not even for $2.7 million. Now, GoDaddy is known for its risque ads, for sure, but can saying the name of an animal make their ads more risque than the breasts and pouty lips and half off blouses on hotties? Doubtful. Very doubtful. You can find out though, as GoDaddy will be showing the ad on their website during the Super Bowl.
Can you imagine now? If a TV network in some foreign country somewhere on the map - and i don’t even know where, so don’t ask - would not allow the people on that network to say “Eagle,” there could be a war. Yes, another one; it would be worth it.
I know it seems silly to think that someone would say, “You can’t say that on television,” but it has happened, and the people of that country that sits just North (up) of America on the map, must be pretty peeved. I have it from an authority that’s on high that Canadian television will show how upset they are by allowing people to still say “Eagle,” they just won’t be able to say it is “bald.”
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